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real talk: i don’t know how to be alone and the last two months have been a colossal failure

shoutout to being incredibly sick and not having insurance yet because your ex cancelled it (he was paying for it)

shoutout to dudes that take you on magical dates and don’t call back, when you didn’t even fuck them

shoutout to girls you had revenge sex with and now don’t want to deal with

shoutout to being alone

shoutout to not knowing what to do

shoutout to oakland for not mugging me yet

shoutout to the other bbs who’s lives are also in shambles

undateable

undateable

Life is meaningless and we’re all going to die alone, despite out greatest efforts

Life is meaningless and we’re all going to die alone, despite out greatest efforts

I think this is the best picture of me ever. ♥ ocdiscofever ♥

I think this is the best picture of me ever.
ocdiscofever

I feel cute today

I feel cute today

I need to clean on Mondays

I need to clean on Mondays

Here is a picture of me in the bathroom at work

Here is a picture of me in the bathroom at work

I’m bored

Sideways smooches

Sideways smooches